The Funniest Motorcycle Quotes You Have Ever Read.
There are people who get kicks from fear. Motorcycle riders seem to live in the fast lane where the thrill of being on the machine makes them giddy. This is also a group that has a twisted sense of humor. I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesnt work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. -Emo Phillips. If you have heard of one-liner then you might know that Emo Philips is the leader. He is just talking about a bike but it is the same thing as a motorcycle for many people and this being Emo Philips it would be safe to assume that. Motorcycle riders rarely get permission before doing something but they will definitely ask for your forgiveness. This is a quote that speaks to many of the motorcycle riders. Note to self: Never ride a motorcycle in stilettos and a miniskirt. -Maggie Grace. This quote is loved and hated equally but it is really funny. Maggie Grace brings to mind how unsafe it is to ride a motorcycle without the right attire. You can read more now about the common causes of motorcycle accidents. This is also one of those things that you need to learn about fashion when you are a female motorcycle rider. Sexy oufits for motorcycle riders brings to mind a compelling sillhouette. This will work when the environment is controlled like in shooting movies.
I look my best when I take my helmet off after a long motorcycle ride. I have a glow and a bit of helmet hair. -Eric Bana. You will have to shift your beauty ideals when you become a motorcycle rider. Your mind will be preoccupied with function and speed as opposed to form and your style. Eric Bana was a Hulk actor who loves riding and this quote is true because riders understand what style will go for their fellow riders. Riders will not have an issue with helment hair but other people will not have a problem with that. You do not need a therapist if you own a motorcycle, any kind of motorcycle! -Dan Aykroyd.
This was a common face on Saturday Night Live and also a comedian. It is freeing to be one with nature when you are riding because there will be no frame covering you up. You will not have the time to think about your problem. This is a great thing to beat the blues on occassions when you cant put a finger on what is troubling you.